The Four Stages of Food
The Four Stages of Food
Ye have heard that there are three stages of food: Fresh, Foul, and Fuzzy,
But this, O Children, is incorrect, for wise men have discovered that there are
Four Stages of Food!
- Stage One
- Know ye that in Stage One, the food is as plucked from the garden or from
the market, still damp with the dew of morning.
- Stage Two
- Know ye that in Stage Two, the food is not so fresh, so that ye take it forth from the
refrigerator, examine it, decide to eat something else, and replace it in the refrigerator.
- Stage Three
- Know ye that in Stage Three, ye pluck it forth from the refrigerator and place it
immediately into any convenient waste recepticle.
- Stage Four
- But Stage Four, Oh Best Beloved --- In Stage Four ye take it from the refrigerator and wonder
what it was that used to be in that bag!