Pseudobank offers high-interest loans to students.

In addition, those whom Morambar deems worthy may receive scholarships:

SOS (Secretarial Orgasmic Scholarship) is a foul rumour invented by FATS' enemies, in order to besmirch the reputation of the Student Secretary.

(All students MUST pay tuition fees until the War of Wrath. If learning is a life-long process, so should paying for it be.)


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