As Uglúk said unto Grishnákh: “Die, spurious Elf woman! Do you think we do not see you for what you are? You are merely yet another of the horrible, hissing noises from the wheeled cauldron that is trying to catch up with us! A cauldron full of inferior CEYLONESE tea! With us all! Now take that and put it in your pipe and smoke it! And Polly Toynbee is an idiot too, or else she woud not have offered her body unto the lust of the Uruk-hai in the name of Socialism!” I could cry.