Life at FATS isn't all work. It's also about paying FATS lots of money in order to get stuff. For this reason, we list here a number of things available to students who can afford them.

And for those weighed down by the burdens of the academic grind, we provide free counselling sessions with the Student Secretary, Mrs. Hecate Mensenlarger, whose muffins are "So Good, You Should Be Paying Globs of Dough for Them."™

This section covers the extracurricular side of life at FATS.

Students Hangin' Loose near the Incredibly Stinky Cigar. Note Tolkienoids in the background.

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